engaged couple in Heaven

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 08-Nov-2005 16:36:25

So this couple that's engaged dies and goes to heaven. They meet Peter at the gates and ask him if they can still be married in Heaven. He says he'll see about it and three months later he says they can. The wife asks if for whatever reason they can get divorced in heaven. Peter looks at them exasporatedly. "Oh man - it took me three months to find a priest in heaven, now you want me to find a lawyer?"

James

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 10-Nov-2005 13:02:09

LOL! I know a lawyer who will love that..

Post 3 by psycho rabbit (Sizzling Sausages) on Thursday, 24-Nov-2005 5:36:59

Umm...?